Presidential candidate John McCain’s walls came tumbling down today. In a last-minute effort to gain votes from both the “young” and “dark” demographics, the Arizona Senator tried to bolster support by prematurely and publicly touting the celebrity endorsement from the band, The Del-Vikings. McCain was saddened, discouraged, and utterly flabbergasted to find out that most of the band members are now dead, and that the band is no longer performing. A McCain supporter laments, “Today is a sad day in the McCain campaign… much sadder than when we lost the Republican nomination in the 2000 election.”
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The Del-VIkings: http://www.destinationdoowop.com
John McCain: bobster1985
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Tags: Attempts At Humor, John McCain, The Del-Vikings, US Presidential Election 2008
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He is old.